Today I feel old. I used to watch the men playing football, now I am older than the vets. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining its just that I am aware of my age in relation to life.
El Red today and time starved I saved a few minutes by adding to the novella.
Will Sky ever offer up a TV dinner? Or a sports drink to consume while watching? Specially designed to enhance those muscles that have sunk to the depths of the Sky Premier squashy sofa. There could be an angle. We could walk round with test cards on our stomachs, we could screen commercials on our heads saying “am i on?” Or “turn me on?” Or “I’ve got nothing on.”
Sky TV Plus Sky Sports plus free calls and flowers for the rest of your life and a couple of Malcolm’s twix bars and some navel lint I found. Come on Mr Sky, make it a challenge at least don’t just waltz in with your hypnotic snake like charm and swipe the children’s candy.
Press the red button now
